Woman!

I was just putting Morgan down for a nap when he said something like, "I don't want to lay down, man." The 'man' part was a new addition to his vocabulary, used in that way. But I told him I wasn't a man, I was a woman. So after putting the blanket on him and walking out the door, Morgan said, "Come here, woman!"
I think I failed hiding my laughter, so he won't know how disrespectful a thing it is to say!